Not a Tall Tale

This is interesting. So I log onto the site and I see that a guy winked at me. I take a look at his profile and he seems alright. He doesn't meet any of my immediate deal breakers.  I browse his photos- those are fine too.  I read about his job, what he does for fun, and his political viewpoints. Again, everything is nice and normal... that is, until I read his "about me" section.

This is the very first sentence: "I have to be upfront: I have a tail.  I don't want it to become an issue later on.  If you can look beyond that superficial stuff, I would love to hear from you."

SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Deep breath.

Okay, let me first start by saying that no, I'm not joking.  This is for real.  And second, no, he wasn't joking either.  He has a tail.  Lastly, there was no picture of the tail.  Hopefully I answered all of your burning questions.

To be fair, I gotta give this guy props for being honest and just putting it out there. That's pretty ballsy and brave. Unfortunately, I am superficial like that.

So, I'm telling this to my friend and he asks me if the tail moves! How am I supposed to know that?  Am I supposed to ask him?  Or do you think that's something he'd also write in his profile. "Oh, and by the way, it wags when I'm excited."

So my friend proceeds to tell me that I should go on a date with him to see if it moves! That he will pay for the date! This is craziness. Do you know how many dates I'd have to go on before I'd get to see the tail and then be in a position to ask him if it moves?  Yeah, I don't think so.  Even though it would make this entry far more entertaining, I think I'll have to pass. I like my dates with 10 fingers, 10 toes, and 0 tails. I hope that's not too picky, TRINA. ;)