Too Dumb

I don't sign on to my account every day. I often wait for messages and winks to build up over time before I log on and respond.  I logged on one day and saw a message that read, "I guess you lost interest.  That's too bad, because I was looking forward to meeting you."

"Oh crap!" I thought, "Maybe I should log on more often. He thought I was blowing him off!" As I began to write my response apologizing for my delay, I glanced at our message history. Turns out I wrote him back a week ago and he never responded until now, asking if I had lost interest.  What the heck?  Stupid.  I respond with, "I didn't lose interest. I replied to your message a week ago and you never responded. Take a look at the message history below."

He never wrote back.

Another time, a 31-year-old cop sent me a wink. I winked him back.  Then he wrote me a message.  I can't remember exactly what it said but it was something simple like, "Hey, how's it going?" The next message he sent was also simple. "Hope you had a good weekend." Tired of these one-liners, I tried to give a more detailed response hoping to spark more of a dialogue.

"My weekend was busy but fun-filled! Friday my sister's boyfriend was competing in Battle of the Bands so the family and I went to watch him play and support him. His band won! Saturday I went out to dinner and a movie with a friend. We saw 2012.  And Sunday I went to a coworker's baby shower.  Did you do anything fun over the weekend?  You seem to be a man of few words, hopefully you'll write back with more than just a sentence this time! ;)"

He didn't respond.

Lastly, after Halloween I decided to post some costume pictures on the site.  On Halloween I went out with my friend to a bar and we got all dressed up and took some cute photos.  I posted up a photo of me in my old west sheriff costume as well as a group photo: me= sheriff, my friend= devil, and her sister-in-law= 80's girl.

Well this guy writes me a message in which he asks me if I like country western music. "I saw your cowgirl outfit. Have you gone to many country western concerts? When did you get dressed up like that?" Come on! I'm standing next to a devil and an 80's girl.  It had to be Halloween.  

I wrote him back with, "Actually, I don't like country music, with the exception of a few songs, so I've never been to a country concert. Haha I'll give you a hint, the last time I dressed up like that was exactly one week ago..."

That was the last I heard from him.

No biggie, they were too dumb for me anyway.