The Nerd

So it's been about a month since my last post and I've gone on several dates, but none of them are blog material because they've all been really good! And funny enough, they're with the police officer I mentioned at the end of my "Ding!" post. Anyway, I'm not going to go into detail about it because 1) I'm trying not to get too excited because after all, I went out with McHottie many times before he vanished and 2) you're not reading this because you want to hear about my good dates. Lucky for you, I do have some more "close encounters" to share.

First and foremost, let it be known that I like smart guys.  Second, I also like guys who are a little dorky too.  But, I don't like guys who have all of their test scores memorized.  That's just strange, sad, and A LOT too nerdy for me.

After the innocent, "Hey, how are you?" exchange with Sam, came this weird statement: "I'm intelligent and motivated. My IQ's over 145 and under 150.  I'm into technology and high tech stuff.  Thank you, Sam"

Hahaha why is he telling me his IQ? That's random and odd.  I feel like that's something your find on a sperm donor card when you're trying to decide which sperm you're going to impregnate yourself with.  Maybe it's a cultural thing.

I decide to ask him about the IQ score.  Apparently he takes an IQ test every year to see how he's improved.  He even tells me the name of the IQ test he takes.  I think this guy has too much time on his hands.  Then he tells me he's originally from East India but he's lived here for a few years now.  He asks how I know he's not from around here.  Is it because he likes tech stuff?

What the heck is that supposed to mean?  That Americans don't like tech stuff or it's too complicated for us?  Yes, I thought you weren't from around here because we Americans, especially those of us living in the Silicon Valley, don't like high tech stuff.  Whatever, I'm probably reading too much into it and really, what's the point? He lost me at his IQ score.

I respond: No, most people talk about tech stuff. I can tell you're from a different country because of your English. Take care and good luck to you! (Goodbye #1)

Sometimes writing to someone on a dating site reminds me of a horror movie. Just when you think the conversation is over and dead and it's safe to move on, it's resurrected.

He writes me back wanting to know how does his nationality make a difference and why is it influencing our chemistry.  I ignore him, but he persists.  His followup message has even more tests scores. Oh goody...

(Disclaimer: The English in this message has been modified because I found it annoying)

I took the GRE without any prep and I scored 520/800. That's in the 70th percentile.  Hang on, there's much more (Phew, I was worried for a second).  I scored 92/100 on the TOEFL.  What else would you expect me to be good at?  It's just because I wrote my profile in harum-scarum (What the hell is that?? I look it up. The dictionary says it means "reckless."  Whoa, now I think my IQ just jumped a point).  Well, I've been working in the United States for three years and nobody has ever commented on how I speak or write (Yeah, because they know it's your second language).  In fact, I sing rap all of the time. (Yes, because rap is notorious for proper English...) Now, I don't really have to give you an explanation, because I have other options, but since you seem to be a good match, I keep writing you.  Good luck in your search. (Goodbye #2)

Sigh. Well I didn't want to offend him and make him self-conscious about his English.  So I feel obligated to respond.  I tell him my disinterest has nothing to do with his ability to speak or write English.  I've gone on several dates with someone else now and it's been going well and I want to see where it goes. Take care and thanks for your interest! (Goodbye #3)

And in true horror film fashion...

"You are charming and I like you a lot and I'm impressed.  If you could give me a chance, you'll definitely find me interesting.  We could hang out on a weekend or have lunch sometime and let's see what you say then.  I know some messages were not constructive in the way they were addressed, but that doesn't reflect who/how I am and how I treat people. Looking forward to hearing from you."

I quit.