Keep it to Yourself

I guess I just don't understand what some guys are thinking.  I don't want to see a photo of your  dick, or have a FaceTime chat with it.  

Is this the new thing?  "Hey, here's what I'm working with?  (insert erect penis here)" Or do I have a "I like dick pics, please send some STAT" secretly embedded in my online profile that I don't know about?

I'm curious as to how many women would enjoy receiving a picture of a man's junk?  Ryan Gosling's an exception.  I mean a normal man's junk.  I don't know if this is the nurse in me, but there are other parts of the body I would much rather see.  I respect the function, but it's not aesthetically pleasing.  Show me some biceps, pecs, your ass, abs... pretty much anything else would be nice.  But when you offer to show me how your gym time has paid off, I'm expecting some adonis lines or a v-shaped back... not a cock shot.  Nothing says, "I respect you" and "I'm looking for a serious relationship" like a cock shot.  When a hot guy I've been talking to sent me that, I shook my head in disappointment.  Well that was a waste.  I get paid to see those at work.  Show me something I don't see- the toned body of a young man.  Just another dick? Thanks, that'll be $61 for my time.  

Everyone is probably guilty of taking a picture of their body when it looks particularly good, including me.  Send me *that* pic! In fact, I have a couple of bikini photos from a trip to Oahu that my friend said I should send to Chuck so he could see what he left.  I would love to.  Ha!

Seriously, I had so many cock shots that I could start a collage.  And I actually tried to, except I had deleted too many of them that it would require me to build up a whole new archive just so I could do it.  Is it sad that I'm actually disappointed that I deleted them because I thought that collage was a fun idea?  I even downloaded an app that let's you censor things or put that star symbol that porn sites use to censor.  Maybe if I get some more, my next post will be a collage of dicks all shapes and sizes saluting you, the reader!  I hope not, for make sake.  I'd really like to meet a nice guy.

Nice guy, please don't send me a picture of your penis.